Congratulations, Earth! You survived running another circle around the sun. I guess that's a good thing. Of course it is! Otherwise, you wouldn't be reading this ridiculous email. You're welcome!
Had the Earth failed though, we could've been hurled into the sun and roasted like nuts, which would be a double whammy for those of you with nut allergies, or we'd freeze to death in deep space like a frozen pizza, which would suck for those of you with dairy issues - unless it was a cheese-less pizza, which isn't really a pizza but more of a flat bread with hipster toppings, such as kale.
Personally, I think it's an abomination to cook any leafy greens. If they were meant to be cooked they would grow in a pot or some other cooking device. I know what you're thinking: "But Warren, they don't grow in a salad bowl either, so your theory is stupid." Shut your spinach-hole! You're missing the point.
My point is this: It's 3rd Friday! Yada, yada, yada. 6-9pm at Golden Belt. Kale-free hipsters are welcome, but the jury is still out on hippies. Stay tuned.
But wait, there's more!
I'm thrilled to be included in the new exhibition at Light: Art + Design along with Jeff Bell, Kiki Farish, Heather Gordon and Sallie White. The opening reception is Friday 22nd from 6pm-9pm. It's a beautiful gallery with amazing artists.You better come to the opening or something might something something or another. Just kidding. Only something. You wouldn't want that to happen, would you?
With thoughts of nut-covered pizzas smothered in cheese,