CHOCOLATE will make you go BLIND!
if you rub it in your eyes. Try slathering it on bacon instead. It's more delicious and less hazardous - unless you poke yourself in the eye with it. Aim for your pie-hole instead. It isn't just for pies you know. And don't go running around poking other people in the eye with it either. Eye-hole = NO! Pie-hole = YES! Got it? Good! You're welcome. Moving on.
New exhibition: I have two of my stuffed animal photos in an exhibition at the Monmouth Museum in Lincroft, NJ: "What's So Funny?" - Humor in Art. May 9 - June 22, 2014
Huzzah! It's 3rd Friday at Golden Belt studios in downtown Durham. "Again?" Shut your mouth! You mean FINALLY! 6-9 pm. Be there or just because. Or something.
If you still insist on rubbing something in your eyes, use these snazzy new images instead. Hopefully they won't make you go blind. (no promises!)
The second image below is from a new series entitled "Talkboards". More to come!